NAME
Acme::Clouseau - Perl extension clouseau-i-fying text!
SYNOPSIS
use Acme::Clouseau;
print clouseau("file.txt");
DESCRIPTION
Want to see how your documents read if uttered by Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau? Acme::Clouseau is for you!!
EXPORT
clouseau(), transform otherwise boring prose into Clouseau-esque diatribes.
AUTHOR
Martin-Louis Bright, mlbright@gmail.com
COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE
Copyright (C) 2006 by Martin-Louis Bright
This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.