NAME

Acme::Lingua::Pirate::Perl - be writin' thy Perl like a swarthy sea-dog

SYNOPSIS

use Acme::Lingua::Pirate::Perl;

Then use the following bits of argot to pepper up yer Perl:

"be" for "eq"
"equal" for "=="

"seize" for "shift"
"steal" for "shift"
"plunder" for "shift"
"thrust" for "push"
"hurl" for "pop"

"keelhaul" for "die"
"walk the plank" for "die"
"scupper" for "die"
"sink" for "die"
"capsize" for "die"

"curse" for "warn"

"the booty" for "$_"
"the treasure" for "$_"

"hornpipe" for "$%"

"sound off" for "print"
"yell" for "print"
"cry" for "print"

"vast" for "uc"
"puny" for "lc"

"squint at" for "study"

"cast off" for "return"

"sail off" for "exit"

You also have a wide range of traditional pirate vocabulary to scatter through your code and make it all the more piratical, although they won't cause anything to actually happen....

"Arr!" 
"Arrr!"
"Arrrr!"
"Yar!"
"Yarr!"
"Yarrr!"
"Avast!"
"Shiver me timbers!"
"Splice the mainbrace!"
"Yo ho!"
"Yo ho ho!"

DESCRIPTION

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! September 19th be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! An' if thy code ain't shipshape, ye'll be walkin' that thar plank!

http://www.yarr.org.uk/

AUTHOR

Earle Martin <emartin@cpan.org>, but really Simon Wistow <simon@twoshortplanks.com>, because this is a straight rip of his Acme::Lingua::Strine::Perl!

BLAME

It's all london.pm's fault, of course.

SEE ALSO

Filter::Simple, Acme::Scurvy::Whoreson::BilgeRat