NAME
Acme-BooK-Is-My-Bitch - BooK is my Bitch
VERSION
This document describes Acme-BooK-Is-My-Bitch version 0.02.
SYNOPSIS
use Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch;
my $book = Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch->new();
my $quote = $book->random_quote();DESCRIPTION
Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch has a great story behind it.
At YAPC::EU::2006, in Birmingham, England, BooK auctioned the right for someone to pick a module from CPAN and have that module's name (temporarily) tattoed in his arm for all the conferences BooK would go to during 2007.
Cog asked if the module had to exist by that time, and BooK said "No."
BIG MISTAKE!
INTERFACE
Program Interface
new
Creates a new Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch object.
my $book = Acme::BooK::Is::My::Bitch->new();Module Interface
code
BooK is really clever.
my $code_quote = $book->code();next_talk
BooK is known to auto-generate the names of his lightning talks.
my $code_quote = $book->code();next_yapc
BooK has something to say about the place the next YAPC::EU is going to be.
my $code_quote = $book->code();sql
BooK claims he's not an SQL guru.
my $code_quote = $book->code();tell_the_truth
BooK has the pornstars theme on Acme::MetaSyntactic. There must be a reason.
my $code_quote = $book->code();thats_nothing
BooK has the craziest ideas ever for auctions.
my $code_quote = $book->code();twisted_perl
BooK is known to write very obfuscated code.
my $code_quote = $book->code();words_of_wisdom
BooK claims he got a lot of wisdom from his grandfather.
my $code_quote = $book->code();random_quote
To tell you the truth, no one really knows what BooK is going to say next.
my $code_quote = $book->code();CONFIGURATION AND ENVIRONMENT
Acme-BooK-Is-My-Bitch requires no configuration files or environment variables.
DEPENDENCIES
Acme::MetaSyntactic
FUTURE
BooK is still growing. This module will evolve as BooK's arms grow.
INCOMPATIBILITIES
None reported.
BUGS AND LIMITATIONS
No bugs have been reported.
AUTHOR
Jose Castro <cog@cpan.org>
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
BooK actually wrote part of the code for this module and suggested some of the ideas that were turned into methods.
This module is not about Cog mocking BooK; it's rather about Cog *and* BooK making fun of themselves.
We spent a very funny afternoon in a mini-hackathon in Birmingham starting up this module. We finished its first version while at the Old Joint pub with some more YAPC attendees.
LICENCE AND COPYRIGHT
Copyright (c) 2005, Jose Castro <cog@cpan.org>. All rights reserved.
This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself.
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