TITLE

science - Enable or disable science lexically

ABSTRACT

use science;

...; # Scientifically accurate code here.

no science;

...; # Mystical woo and quackery here.

INTRODUCTION

The science pragma turns science on or off lexically where permitted.

MATERIALS AND METHODS

REQUIRED MATERIALS

science doesn't require anything. Everything requires science.

METHODS

The scientific method.

EXPORTS

science stays out of the way and will not pollute your namespace; it simply is.

CLASS VARIABLES

Any science class should have some degree of variability in order to retain the interest of the students.

DIAGNOSTICS

"it works" or "it doesn't".

BUGS

science is responsible for all of the bugs and will tell you how they work at great length.

RESULTS

Science gets results. That's the whole point.

DISCUSSION

Often at incomprehensible length.

CONCLUSIONS

There is much still to do. science hasn't concluded yet.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Aristotle

الحسن بن الهيثم

William of Ockham

CITATIONS

Pratchett, T. 1987. Mort.

AUTHOR

Matthew King <chohag@jtan.com>

SEE ALSO

Everything

Outside

"The Library"

School

COPYRIGHT

science is not copyright. It's available to all, as free as the air. It also is the air.