NAME

Text::Bastardize - a corruptor of innocent text

SYNOPSIS

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
use strict;
use Text::Bastardize;

my $text = new Text::Bastardize;
while (my $line = <>) {
    $text->charge($line);
    $text->k3wlt0k;
}

DESCRIPTION

Bastardize provides an magical object into which text can be charged and then returned in various, slighty modified ways.

Bastardize has the following methods

new

new creates the array object.

charge

charge defines the object's value, and is the reccomended way to do so.

peek

peek returns the object's value.

censor

censor attempts to censor text which might be innaproriate.

disemvowel

disemvowel removes vowels from the text. Works well with annoying/offensive blog posts, I'm told.

k3wlt0k

k3wlt0k a k3wlt0kizer developed originally by Fmh.

The SYNOPSIS has an example of k3wlt0k in use, try tossing that into a file and running it with ``sh|perl k3wlt0k-filename'' :-)

n20e

n20e performs numerical abbreviations.

(ex. "numerical_abbreviation" becomes "n20e")

pig

pig pig latin.

(ex. "hi there" becomes "ihay erethay")

rev

rev reverses the arrangement of characters.

rdct

rdct converts english to hyperreductionist english.

(ex. "english" becomes "")

rot13

rot13 implements rot13 "encryption" in perl.

(ex. "foo bar" becomes "sbb one")