NAME

Acme::Insult::Pirate - Programmatically Generate Pirate Themed Insults

SYNOPSIS

use Acme::Insult::Pirate qw[insult];
say insult( ); # stringify

DESCRIPTION

Acme::Insult::Pirate provides pirate themed 'insulting' statements generated by the Pirate Monkeyness Pirate Insult API.

METHODS

These functions may be imported by name or wit' the :all tag.

insult( [...] )

Arr! Tear some rogue down.

my $shade = insult( ); # Random insult
print insult( ); # stringify

On success, an insult be returned as a blessed hash reference containin' the followin' data:

insult

The line ye best be throwin' at a scallywag.

LICENSE & LEGAL

Copyright (C) Sanko Robinson.

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms found in the Artistic License 2. Other copyrights, terms, and conditions may apply to data transmitted through this module.

Insults are generated by the Pirate Monkeyness Insult API.

AUTHOR

Sanko Robinson <sanko@cpan.org>

...but why?

I'm inflicting this upon the world because oodler577 invited me to help expand Perl's coverage of smaller open APIs. Blame them or join us in the effort.