NAME
Acme::ChuckNorris - Perl prefers to code in Chuck Norris
VERSION
This document describes Acme::ChuckNorris version 0.3
SYNOPSIS
use Acme::ChuckNorris;DESCRIPTION
This module is intended to be a place to store all things combining Chuck Norris and Perl.
Current "things" are detailed in the next section. If you have any ideas let me know and you'll get Chuck Norris cred.
INTERFACE
All functions are exported unless you call it in non-import() context (i.e. require Acme::ChuckNorris; or use Acme::ChuckNorris ();).
round_house_kick_to_the_perl()
Turns your code into executable Chuck Norris perl.
my $chuck_norris_shaped_code = round_house_kick_to_the_perl(\q{print "Goodbye\n";die "You are now dead.\n";});
my $chuck_norris_shaped_code = round_house_kick_to_the_perl("/usr/bin/chuck_norris.pl");Takes a scalar ref, file, of file handle that contains perl code.
Additional arguments could be any Acme::EyeDrops::sightly() option except SourceString, SourceFile, SourceHandle, or Shape (if you pass those they are ignored and you might get kicked in the face).
These Acme::EyeDrops::sightly() options are set by default and can be overridden:
'Gap' => 1,
'InformHandler' => sub { },
'TrailingSpaces' => 1,
'Regex' => 1,
'Binary' => 0,
'TrapEvalDie' => 1,
'TrapWarn' => 1,requires Acme::EyeDrops
round_house_kick_to_the_text()
Turns your text into executable Chuck Norris perl code that prints the original text.
my $chuck_norris_shaped_code = round_house_kick_to_the_text(\'Just Another Perl Hacker');
my $chuck_norris_shaped_code = round_house_kick_to_the_text(\'Chuck Norris can literally hack code with a machete');Takes a scalar ref, file, of file handle that contains text.
Additional arguments could be any Acme::EyeDrops::sightly() option except SourceString, SourceFile, SourceHandle, Shape, Print, Regex, or Binary (if you pass those they are ignored and you might get kicked in the face).
These Acme::EyeDrops::sightly() options are set by default and can be overridden:
'Gap' => 1,
'InformHandler' => sub { },
'TrailingSpaces' => 1,requires Acme::EyeDrops
JAPH - Chuck Norris Style!
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'_';#;DIAGNOSTICS
Throws no warnings or errors of its own. But Chuck Norris can throw you wherever he likes.
use Acme::ChuckNorris does not die w/ “Can't locate Acme/ChuckNorris.pm in @INC …” it formats your hard drive
CONFIGURATION AND ENVIRONMENT
Chuck Norris requires no configuration files or environment variables (or food or love).
DEPENDENCIES
Chuck Norris depends on nothing.
That said, individual functions might require() something. If so it will be documented w/ the function and in the Build.PL and Makefile.PL
INCOMPATIBILITIES
Chuck Norris is compatible with anything he chooses. The only driver he ever uses is a pile driver.
BUGS AND LIMITATIONS
Chuck Norris has no limitations.
No bugs have been reported.
Please report any bugs or feature requests to bug-acme-chucknorris@rt.cpan.org, or through the web interface at http://rt.cpan.org.
TODO
Random Chuck Norris Joke function
Chuck Norris exception handler with only the ability to throw() (as-in "off a building")
SUBMIT YOUR IDEAS
There is a lot of potential for this module and ideas are welcome.
I initially thought to fiddle with kill() and die() for grins but, for now at least, the inner Chuck says no.
THANKS
To Chuck Norris for being so awesome
My pals Woody and Parker for their Chuck-spiration
Acme::EyeDrops for being so slick
SEE ALSO
For the crypto fans: WWW::SchneierFacts
AUTHOR
This module wrote itself, just ask Daniel Muey <http://drmuey.com/cpan_contact.pl>
LICENCE AND COPYRIGHT
Copyright (c) 2010, Daniel Muey <http://drmuey.com/cpan_contact.pl>. All rights reserved.
This module is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. See perlartistic.
DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY
BECAUSE THIS SOFTWARE IS LICENSED FREE OF CHARGE, THERE IS NO WARRANTY FOR THE SOFTWARE, TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW. EXCEPT WHEN OTHERWISE STATED IN WRITING THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND/OR OTHER PARTIES PROVIDE THE SOFTWARE "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE ENTIRE RISK AS TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THE SOFTWARE IS WITH YOU. SHOULD THE SOFTWARE PROVE DEFECTIVE, YOU ASSUME THE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR, OR CORRECTION.
IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW OR AGREED TO IN WRITING WILL ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDER, OR ANY OTHER PARTY WHO MAY MODIFY AND/OR REDISTRIBUTE THE SOFTWARE AS PERMITTED BY THE ABOVE LICENCE, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE SOFTWARE (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF DATA OR DATA BEING RENDERED INACCURATE OR LOSSES SUSTAINED BY YOU OR THIRD PARTIES OR A FAILURE OF THE SOFTWARE TO OPERATE WITH ANY OTHER SOFTWARE), EVEN IF SUCH HOLDER OR OTHER PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
IF YOU ARE KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS FOR USING THIS MODULE IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.